here's how it went.
"la la la"
*knock knock*"maintenance! anyone home?"
"la la la"guess not....
"creeeeek"
"huh? what was that?"
*insert door slam*
"sorry ma'am."okay.. so this may have been a BIT exaggerated. but it's funner to tell this way. but no, for real... he DID see my boobs (and maybe more) ... i guess i shouldn't shower with the bathroom door open. In his defense, i DID receive a notice on my door last week that they would be doing routine inspections today from 8am-5pm. but like... how was i to know they'd be showing up RIGHT during my shower!? The even MORE awkward part was he had to come in after i was dressed because he still had to do the maintenance check. poop.
the end.
ps. he DID look like that guy. *shivers*
19 comments:
Oh... my... word... This is the funniest thing I have seen/read in quite some time. Thank you so much for the hearty and healthy laugh. Oh man. But seriously, sorry for your most embarrassing moment in life.
OH MY GOSH!!! I would be so embarassed! My own sisters haven't seen me naked! Rob has only seen me naked in the dark haha jk. That would be so gross for a guy that looks like that see me too ewww. I would be so mad!
OMG that was the funniest thing ever - love your blogs :D Hope you guys are getting all settled in San Fran!!
I'm sorry to laugh at your expense but I just have to. WOW :) AWKWARD!!
I want to see what the maintenance man blogged about last night? He was definately the lucky one on that one. Ur a hottie.
does the maintenance man HAVE a blog? if he looks like that i bet he has a myspace instead and you KNOW it's all over his page. gross.
you may be getting alot of random maintenance inspections in the future...
He totally did look like that! And the whole time I was showering yesterday I was worried they would come...I guess they only needed one show for the day.
Good job on telling the story. I loved the pics but not the fact that your naked was glared at by a man that looked like that. EEEEKKKKK!!! I am your mother and that makes me sad that you were "violated". Oh well that is life...hahahahahhaa...glad it was you and NOT me. If he had seen me he would not have come back so see me with my clothes on. Har!
Love you
Mutha
Oh now that is FUNNY!!!
THAT. WAS. AN. AWESOME. STORY.
That was AWESOME!! Your in Cali now, baby!!
The worst part is... he looked like that man, full body shivers, yuck-a!! And.... Lucas can marry either of my girls any day :) He is so stinkin handsome!!
I am so sorry! Did you complain? That is so wrong, you know he heard the shower going, any idiot can hear what it obviously a shower running. He should have left and come back later. You really need to complain, what a sick dumb-ass! Sorry, I did laugh when I read this the first time, but it still bothers me. love you!
It isn't really fair, I lived with you all that time and I never saw you naked.
That was an AWESOME post! LOVE the pictures, and sorry you flashed him! LOL!
i laughed out loud at this post. i loved the pictures. it gave me the full effect. it was even funny the 2nd and 3rd time i read it. i would've left my apartment so i didn't have to face him again. you're brave. what happened when ya'll actually saw each other (with clothes on) the second time?! did lucas wake up at all the comotion? eek!
Lindsay, i just found your blog and I love it! What a crazy week you had! This story is hilarious! I was just talking with my husband the other night about how our maintenance men are really slow to come in after they knock on our apartments. They yell "Maintenance!" really loud and then wait for like 30 seconds before they come in. Makes me wonder how many times they walked in on something they didn't want to see....lol. Anyway, I didn't know you'd headed out to the Bay Area. That's cool! I was born there!
I just want to let you know, or remind you, that a strange man saw my breasts in San Fran too. I was 18 and in the hospital but STILL!!!
I loved this post. I looked at it like 20 times. I'm just that into your ta-ta's.
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