The Mysterious Mashed Potatoes...

So just now as i was eating my lunch (not really a FULL lunch... just some left over mashed potatoes and green beans that were delicious last night).....i was eating them and enjoying the flavor when i bit down in my mashed potatoes and something hard hit my teeth. I was SO grossed out... PLEASE don't be a fingernail, PLEASE don't be a fingernail....well i took it out and it wasn't a fingernail... but what i found was more astonishing and a little scary.... it was... a STAPLE. a staple? really? how the hell?........... no for real... a STAPLE? It was like God was answering my prayer that it wouldn't be a fingernail but couldn't think of something that would make more sense.... he just flipped through his book of things that could be the hardness that i experienced but ran out of time and said, "uhhh OKAY STAPLE!".... .......or maybe enos did it. he DID show me how he'd put the left overs in a container for my lunch today... suspicious....hmm.... i don't get it. Anyway... i couldn't continue eating my meal... it's not really gross... it's just so weird and random that i don't want anything to do with those stupid mashed potatoes. I mean, i MADE them... i wasn't seasoning with staples.... and i have to admit it's slightly embarrassing to tell people about this... i don't know if it's just me but i always get a little insecure when i find something in my food... like it's my fault no matter the circumstances.... i don't know why i do that. anyway... gross. i'll eat no more.