Happy Two Monther Little Man!!

(so i didn't mean to put monther in the title but then once i did, i decided to leave it.)

You know why it sucks to be a baby?.... because on your birthday instead of cake, ice cream, people and games you get three shots and sitting on a cold table naked while a doctor pokes at you. Then you get to cry yourself to sleep and dream about how to make your head less flat.

So as my friend andrew says, "happy f-ing birthday!" and no.. he doesn't say the actual word... just effin'. So there, he's still christian.

I love you Lucas... so glad you are in our family! I would have taken a picture of him but i forgot to and now that he's sleeping i don't wanna wake him up. Poor guy.... Just imagine he's got american flag socks on his hands (so he doesn't scratch himself, but honestly.. who gave those to us?) and a pouty bottom lip. That about describes it.