Too bored to care that you're bored.

Here are a few pictures from the last few days... since the lack of a job i've found ways to entertain myself... like making a brand new apron (sorry alex!) and filming a movie about my cat...I've filmed a number of videos of Geoffrey based on the storyline that there are treats outside that he can't get to but wants really bad. I'm not putting the videos on here just yet. But don't worry, i'll show you how ridiculous i am, soon enough. Yes, i realize i'm going crazy without a job. Heavens to megatron....(shaking my head)

Fake cooking... the kind i'm best at.

like the spoons in my pocket?

I'M NOT PREGNANT.

Just thought i'd let everyone know. Geez you guys are nosey....too bad your pregnant radar is WAYYYY off. When i'm pregnant...YOU'LL know for SURE.

My prophet, Gordon B. Hinckley

At the age of 97, President Gordon B. Hinckley of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has passed away. I found out only a few minutes ago but already wanted to post and just publicly express my love for him as our prophet. I have never felt so close to a prophet before this because i think i was too young to really care or understand. What a loved most about him was his sweet sense of humor and upbeat attitude. He was the kind of guy you just wanted to hug. I'm glad however that he can be with his wife now. I can imagine that it was a very sweet reunion. I know this is a very unusual post for me but i just really appreciate this gospel. I would like to bear my testimony that i know that this church is true and that i have a strong testimony of it's truth and for the restoration and of our Savior Jesus Christ. While i am not an outwardly spiritual person i hope that you all know how deeply i know of this gospel's truthfulness. I know that a lot of people have died for the cause of this church and i am grateful for that. This is all kind of out of place on a blog, i know but i really do have a testimony and thought i would just briefly share it with you all. Thanks. That's it.

Because Janae told me too....and she scares me sometimes

Ok everyone....this may just be my first post on a blog ever! I hope it was worth it! So enjoy.
-Enos

1) Which celebrity would play you in a movie of your life? One for looks, one for personality. Flatter your guts out.
Well apparently for looks it would be the black lady from the View…but not as dumb. And as personality goes… I would have to say Homer Simpson…but not as yellow.

2) Are you married? If yes, did you marry for looks, love, attention, or money?
Lets see…married a girl completely out of my league, she had graduated and therefore could have a real job that pays well enough that I don’t have to work, and for some reason she loves me back even though I am chubby….hmmm…..so yeah I would say I married for the attention!

3) How closely does your life resemble what you thought you'd be when you were four?
My main focus at four was just not to wet the bed….unfortunately it took a bit longer then i had hoped to get past that one.

4) Do you like when playlists play music on blogs?

Depends on the song, if it is a song I like then I am fine, but if it is a song I hate, then I hate the person and their blog forever.

5) Where were you when Heath Ledger died?
Well, if you go by the exact time they found his body… I think I was ending a poor mouse’s dream of having a long and eventful life.

6) Who will you vote for in November?
Hillary Hussein Romney

7) Costco or Sam's Club?
My love for Costco all started back when i was a little child and well it was like a second halloween....but only better because i like free food much more then free candy!

8) Do you hate it when your husband/wife plays video games?
Yes!!! Oh gosh yes!!.... wait was I supposed to answer the way she would or should I spend the time to tell you all how I don’t care.

9) Have you ever had the dream where all your teeth fall out and you choke on them?
You know….I have never had a cavity and I didn’t have any wisdom teeth.

10) Have you ever been semi-conscious and totally unable to move and feel like you might be possessed by Satan?
Yeah that happened to me all the time in high school and college, especially when I didn’t go to class…..stupid satan.

11) What are the best t.v. shows that you think others should be watching too? Does the Writer's Strike make you lonely, bored or unemployed?
You know what I hate? I hate it when I tell people about a great show that hilarious and anyone who is anyone loves and they say: “I didn’t really get it” but then say that some stupid retarded crap of a show like “Wife Swap” is the greatest thing on TV right now. Yeah those people annoy me.

12) Do you watch trash t.v. when you are alone? Are you embarrassed?
TV and I have a wonderful relationship…. And I am not embarrassed to say so.

13) Who is your current favorite music artist?
Right now I am going though a Muse phase…. but that might be changing to Guster.

14) What's the worst movie you've ever seen?
America! F@#& YEAH!!!!

15) Should they take the word "God" out of the Pledge of Allegiance?
Would Pac Man still be Pac Man if he wasn’t yellow….and had no mouth….and black…..and much smaller….kind of resembling a “period”?

16) List only your four best friends to respond to this survey on their blog.
Hypothetically speaking, could I put my own name here, in the hypothetical case that I have no friends, and if I quickly went and started a blog, Soooo then I could put my “friends” name here and "he" could post this survey on “their” blog?

Pathetically Excited to answer these.

1) Which celebrity would play you in a movie of your life? One for looks, one for personality. Flatter your guts out.
Looks: Ashley Simpson before the nose job. (yes i realize she's cuter now... don't bother me)
Personality: Zoey Deschanel

2) Are you married? If yes, did you marry for looks, love, attention, or money?
I think i married because it was convenient. He was my best friend at the time... i mean hey.. it was either him or mica. Phew... glad i chose Enos. hehehe (oh shut up.. of COURSE it was for love!)

3) How closely does your life resemble what you thought you'd be when you were four?
I was four? when was this? Actually very close... though i thought i'd be a "Disney Artist" by now.

4) Do you like when playlists play music on blogs?
No. I hate it. It reminds me of myspace and then i feel even lamer.

5) Where were you when Heath Ledger died?
When he actually died? I think, ironically enough, i was sound asleep. When i found out? Enos came home and said "Guess who died." Like you could have filled "died" with "got married" "had a baby" or "cleaned the garage." That's my enos.

6) Who will you vote for in November?
None of your damn business.... okay....probably Romney but only after a LOT of research. Don't vote if you don't research your candidates... it's dumb.

7) Costco or Sam's Club?
Costco. Sam's Club feels like walmart and walmart is...well... DEFINATELY Sam's armpit.

8) Do you hate it when your husband/wife plays video games?
I don't understand all of you liars who say they "don't care." Or maybe it's that my husband (as well as janae's) plays them like they are 12, very loud and annoyingly in my life. FLAMES...
flames on the side of my head!!!

9) Have you ever had the dream where all your teeth fall out and you choke on them?
Teeth falling out means you have no control over something in your life... You'd think i was having that dream every night multiple times.

10) Have you ever been semi-conscious and totally unable to move and feel like you might be possessed by Satan?
No... but it's called Sleep Paralysis. And sometimes i've really wanted to have it. Just to know what it's like. And to be scared... i like being scared.

11) What are the best t.v. shows that you think others should be watching too? Does the Writer's Strike make you lonely, bored or unemployed?
The Office, Pushing Daisies, 30 Rock, Ace of Cakes. Thursdays are most definately sad now. By the way... unless you watch Reality tv all day and night...you are most assuredly effected by it.. and if not... it's because the directors had enough scripts written to keep airing. Be thankful.

12) Do you watch trash t.v. when you are alone? Are you embarrassed?
If Design on a Dime and Decorating Sense are trash tv. So yes.

13) Who is your current favorite music artist?
Metric.

14) What's the worst movie you've ever seen?
"Rubin and Ed" it's got Crispin Glover in it... only the weirdest guy ever. Let's just say he drinks dead cat water....from a cooler. YEAH.

15) Should they take the word "God" out of the Pledge of Allegiance?
What would we say instead? We could always do what i know a lot of little kids do which is say Dog instead of God. Silly children!

16) List only your four best friends to respond to this survey on their blog.
Amy, Jessica, Janae and Sheriece. But not Stacy or Linda... they're not in my top 4.

Revealing Enos

A few sad pictures from our sad little lives. (can you tell i'm feeling negative right now?)

This is the machine that i try to work out on 6 days a week that miraculously has not helped me lose ANY weight despite the fact that i've used it at LEAST 4 days a week since THANKSGIVING. Stupid body. Oh by the way... that's our little sticker chart we got last tuesday, it's supposed to motivate. It doesn't.

This is Pooh Bear.... Enos' teddy bear. Yes, my 26 year old husband has a teddy bear on his nightstand. Kinda tender, kinda weak. HA. Anyway, he has his very own C pap courtesy of enos' new machine packaging. It makes me laugh every time i look at it. :)

Why the CRAP did i think i could dye my hair without losing my caramel streak? I miss it so much. I feel naked without it. I was SOOO careful not to touch it during the actual dying process and then when i rinsed... Goodbye my LOVE! It turned GREY... yes GREY, i opted to dye it black 30 secs later... oh well... someday soon when we have money enough, i'll go back and get another one. Until then... :(

Pictures of us... separate.

Well, i've been wanting to show off my haircut for a couple of weeks now but i was depressed and broke out because i lost my job.... Don't worry.. we're fine. I only tell you that because now that i'm feeling better and doing freelance for the time being... I wanted to finally post a few pictures of Enos and i... well.. more of me than him. Sorry... i'm vain. Actually, I needed to update a few profile pictures (facebook, myspace, loserspace) so i took a couple. I LOVE LOVE my new haircut... it's different enough for me to be happy but not enough for people to hate me... i hope. HA.

Enos thought his facial hair (particularly his mexi-stache looked cool) i took a picture to prove him wrong.... YUCK. Molester is all i can say.

out of control... jus the way i like it.

It still reads the same from the front.

A Little Pixar trivia that everyone i like should know..

Go here and read about the funny traditions that Pixar includes in their films..... You'll get a kick outta this... i didn't know MOST of them.

Job and Life Update

Okay so here's my job situation right now... I have a potential interview with Disney Games in Salt Lake but i have to show them more animation than was on my demo reel so i'm working really hard and fast to make a perfect animation to get me an interview and job. I haven't heard from any of the other companies yet but i'm still hopeful. I'm keeping busy with freelance jobs and whatnot even withOUT the extra animation i have to do so now i'm trying to rearrange everything and still get my clients work done on time. That's all. Nothing new with Enos and I except that we'll probably start trying for kids in the fall. haha... like how i just slipped that in nonchalantly? We've just really felt strongly (more me than him) that this year is THE year. Here are some random old pictures i rounded up so this blog isn't all words. They are pictures of enos and i before we were married.

Yes that is Mica rockin' out with her bad self. Look at that GIANT hair!! hehe

Why do we look so young? this wasn't that long ago. JEEZ i'm white.

what a couple of goobers.

My Next Top Model friend, Janae

So.. i've been watching American's Next Top Model too much... and i noticed that on season four.. there is a girl that looks like my upstairs friend Janae. It's pretty ridiculous... how come no model looks like me?...

See the resemblance? HAHAHA